youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I DEMAND FORESKIN
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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