He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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