She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Randomize
