What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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