i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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