Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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