so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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