Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You've changed since you got that strap on
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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