i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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