Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
how can u be prego again
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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