she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
pop tarts are not kleenex
ttyl tear gas
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
