And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i came on her dog
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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