im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
please don't ironically join a cult
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