Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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