The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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