Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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