fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I stole a fireplace last night.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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