Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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