Small penises have feelings too.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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