He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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