whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I smell like Dick and happiness
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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