i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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