it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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