Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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