He is an equal opportunity slut.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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