Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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