The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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