Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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