lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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