I feel great
I just peed on a car
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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