you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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