so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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