How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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