I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
This house was built for laser tag.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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