im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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