i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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