NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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