"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm too high and old for this...
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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