Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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