I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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