How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i was born a porn star she said
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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