so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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