He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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