Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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