I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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