she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
i drank out of a bidet.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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