just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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