Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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