Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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