Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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