dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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