Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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