Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I love having hate sex.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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