Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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