Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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