He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
he had hair everywhere except his balls
A+ Viking dick
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