none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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