Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He did a backflip because drugs
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
